Lies and Bullshit
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Peter, Peter


Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater
When will you share your pumpkin pie?
You’re such a selfish, shameless cheater,
It’s grease lightning how you lie

Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater
One day you’ll swallow your own lies,
Those piles the papers put as leaders,
Then they’ll rot your intestines.

Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater
You broke our laws and called cops spies
You pulled the strings; you propped the Speaker
MPs flocked to you like flies

Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater
Can’t you hear the motherless cry?
It’s your job, Mr Prime Minister;
Tell them why their mothers die

Peter, Peter pumpkin eater
Those roads and buildings to the skies
Won’t help sick people to recover
Where’s the medicine supply?

Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater
Our school classrooms are like pig sties
Where piglets have no, books or teachers
When is their free feed supply?

Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater
You won their votes, they ate your pies
Now disaster after disaster,
We’re all losers, no surprise.

PumpkineaterPeter, Peter, pumpkin eater
You fooled them all with your smooth lies
But not this Assistant Pig Keeper,
I know, where there’s shit there’re flies.

Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater
Go on and eat your pumpkin pie
You’re such a faithless, careless leader,
It’s disgusting how you lie

Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater
One day you’ll choke on your own lies,
The biggest ones you told us, leader,
On that day I hope you die.



Labu Station, 12:40pm March 15, 2018
© Michael Theophilus Dom


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Daniel Kumbon

Human nature is such that we all forget that worms will one day make highways of our mouths, nostrils and eye sockets irrespective of our status on earth.

Michael Dom

One rotten pumpkin.

Mathias Kin

Wow. I like this one. The pumpkin eater is of course the man from Pangia. Surely he is such a bad man....a very bad leader.

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