Open yer meat pies & go the biff! Get me?
11 July 2018
SYDNEY - Nicknames are common in sport; particularly so in adult male teams. Many rugby league players who graced the playing fields of Port Moresby in the 1960s and 1970s boasted a wide variety of monikers.
Some came to Moresby from ‘down south’ with them already attached by some other body who hadn’t bother to explain them to us.
So we didn’t know why DCA’s James Annand was always referred to as ‘Digger’ or Barry van Heekeren was ‘Mocha’.
But many others were christened after they arrived and, in our usual lazy way, we simply linked. nicknames to surnames.
One more colourful handle I remember was that of Magani lower grade coach Jim Taylor who was called ‘Squizzy’ after the notorious Melbourne criminal.
Jim, or rather Squizzy, was a good coach but his halftime pep talks could be very confusing. This was because, when excited, he would lapse into Australian vernacular, peppering his speech with jargon like “meat pies, Nazi spies, Julius Marlowes, sink the slipper, all over the shop, come the biff” and a host of other expressions that left most of the players sucking on their oranges and wondering how he wanted the game played in the second half.
Even the Australian players were confused by this outpouring on the Australian idiom while our Papua New Guinean team mates were completely bewildered. Still we won a few games so Squizzy’s messages must have got through occasionally.
Other players earned their nicknames through the way they played. It was easy to see why ‘Knuckles’ Yates of Paga achieved his moniker – and it wasn’t because he had cute fingers.
And there was a tough Papua New Guinean player from Magani who was adept at flattening opponents behind play and otherwise out of the referee’s line of vision without getting penalised. He was accorded the nickname ‘Sniper’. It was well-earned.
Some of our homegrown names were based on the way a person looked. A large overweight player, with very fair skin was referred to as ‘The Pale Whale’. Another, which puzzled me for many years was given to Don Bensted, an ABC employee, Papua Rugby League official and long serving Paga supremo.
Don was referred to as ‘Pieces’. Now this was a hard one; follow me if you can. ‘Pieces’ came from pieces of eight thence to a pirate and then to Long John Silver - who had a wooden leg. Don always wore long trousers and you wouldn’t know one of his legs had been amputated. Not till you saw him walk anyway.
Personally, though, I always felt nicknames based on a person’s appearance or some disability were off limits and should be avoided.
I played a lot of league with Magani and one of the coaches and long serving committee member was a bank johnny who revelled in the nickname of ‘Ferret’. I had countless beers with him and knew him for years yet never learned what his real name was. I still don’t.
The same applied to another long-term friend who ended up managing the Aviat Club. His surname was Vallance. There is no prize for guessing his nickname. It wasn’t until he had left PNG that I found that his first name was Geoff.
But nobody in Port Moresby called him anything but ‘Liberty’.
My dear William - The eclectic list of Aviat club members is reminiscent of the board of directors at the Star Entertainment Group or Crown Casino.
Posted by: Bernard Corden | 10 May 2022 at 09:11 AM
May also reflect on the forklifts he hired for Burns Philp Stevedoring.
When I was transport manager for Steamships Trading Company in the mid-1970s, we had a mechanic vet all our forklifts at the wharf every morning.
NB (auto-corrections) Hired to B P's.
He had a fork hire business, Garry Scarlett ex Kiap, Then with BP Stevedoring along with the late Bill Gordon; on Facebook, may also still remember.
As for Bernards Rednecks at the Aviat. Bill Clark MD Pngbc, Tom Blacker reserve Bank, Bob Grant Staff Mgr pngbc, Garry Carter Mgr Pt Moresby pngbc, Garth McIlwane Credit Corp MD, Bob Johnston Mgr Pngbc later Reserve Bank of Australia, J J Waters No 1 DCA. Ect Ect. I had my Jock Strap Stag Party there on 12Th December 1975. Slantie.
I will get round to editing this William old boy - KJ
Posted by: William Dunlop | 09 May 2022 at 08:36 AM
Regarding the late Oala Oala-Rarua, affectionately known as 'Flat Battery'.....
I was informed by a Hanuabada resident - who cheekily added more Oala's to his name and hilariously uttered it so it got slower towards the end - that he was also known as 'Starter Motor'.
Posted by: Stephen Charteris | 09 May 2022 at 06:20 AM
The late Oala Oala-Rarua and former mayor of Port Moresby was affectionately known as 'Flat Battery' by many of the rednecks at the Aviat Club.
For friends who may not understand Bernard's reference, consider the sound you hear when starting a vehicle with an almost flat battery - 'oala-oala-rarua' is a fine example of onomatopoeia. No offence to the great leader who died too young - KJ
Posted by: Bernard Corden | 08 May 2022 at 08:11 PM
I still have a photo of the 1964 Lae side which defeated Goroka in the Kerrin Sheargold Trophy after an 11 year drought, black and white of course, if anyone is interested.
Eric Whitton was Mr Rugby League on the New Guinea side in those days, and Barry Orchard a legend.
Posted by: Gordon Peak | 08 May 2022 at 07:07 PM
Do you have any Papua team photos, 1970-74?
Posted by: Madi Willie | 20 July 2021 at 11:30 PM
The best nickname in PNG was Manbat and was given to Wayne Bruce, a former manager with the Bank of NSW.
Posted by: Bernard Corden | 20 May 2019 at 09:13 AM
Allyn - ‘Squizzy’ is still alive and kicking living in Buderim. The photo of the New Guinea side brings back memories as I was the ball boy for Papua and still have an aerial photo of the game pre-riot.
Over the years his half time spray didn't get any better and these days would be considered politically and racially incorrect but he did manage to get away with it (somehow) and to win multiple A Grade Port Moresby premierships with Kone and Defence before he went finis in 1984.
I must go and did out the old programs for a laugh.
Posted by: Lloyd Taylor | 19 May 2019 at 10:39 PM