TERRY SHELLEY | 25 December 2009
GOROKA – I want to report for PNG Attitude on a couple of incidents that happened here during the year so that the B4s may know all is not doom and gloom.
One of the night shift workers came to me one morning stating he had liklik worry.
When I asked what the problem was he explained he had taken his false teeth out to eat his Navy Biscuit and, when went to pick them up, he saw a rat racing off with them.
Unfortunately he was unable to catch the rat before it disappeared down a hole.
He requested if he could have the teeth replaced as they were his front ones. Goroka Hospital came to the rescue at K20 per tooth.
On another occasion I requested my welder to measure the circumference of a screening barrel.
He replied: "Maski, em hat tumas.”
I was just about to give him a good old serve when he pulled out a tape measure and measured the diameter. Then he punched the number into his Nokia Mobile.
He then said: “Em ia, em mak bilong em."
I was astounded and asked him: "Yu savi long pi r²?”To which he replied "Nogat mi savi long 3.146," or whatever the number is.
Who said there was no progress in PNG?