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The Dead Pope Files

PHILIP FITZPATRICK

Rome

TUMBY BAY, SA - The news that Pope Francis had died came part way through the television news.

It was presented as a short news flash. By the end of the program, however, there came a comprehensive biography of the pontiff and a tribute to him.

It was obvious this material had been prepared some time ago.

During the evening similar material was broadcast on other television news services.

The sameness of the material across the different commercial channels and the ABC was evident.

It was almost as if they had all bought the same stuff off the same shelf from the same place.

I can understand the Vatican having a succession plan, just as the Palace had a succession plan for Queen Elizabeth, but that was different altogether.

Everyone knew Pope Francis was unwell and at his advanced age in danger of passing away but to have a media dossier ready and waiting seemed decidedly ghoulish.

 

It’s not the first time this kind of thing has happened of course.

No doubt there are similar dossiers sitting ready and waiting for a range of elderly or infirm dignitaries the world over.

I imagine that prepared material is sitting and waiting for Joe Biden and probably Donald Trump when they fall off the twig.

In Australia I bet there are similar post-mortality media dossiers on people like John Howard and Paul Keating ready to go.

It’s not unusual, of course, for ordinary, everyday, garden variety, people to think about how people will remember them when they are gone and to garner a set of facts in some form or other for when the time comes.

Websites like Wikipedia are replete with biographical details written about otherwise obscure and forgettable people wanting to advertise their merits both in life and beyond it.

In the hope of what, I’m not sure. To be remembered I guess. To be immortalised? Maybe to simply satisfy their egos? Maybe for the grandkids.

I once had the job of sorting through the effects of a rather famous anthropologist which had become the subject of a legal battle because of the sensitive artefacts he had collected, which he probably shouldn’t have done.

In the process I came across an elaborate set of documents related to the artefacts and other material which set out exactly how they should be handled after his death, in effect, to enhance his reputation.

This was in pre-internet days. If he had access to the internet it is interesting to speculate what he would have done with it.

That sort of thing is bizarrely human and pretty harmless.

Collecting material for post-mortality media purposes, and probably monetising it at the same time, is a different matter and doesn’t reflect well on the people who do it.

But that’s the sort of world we live in I guess. If it’s saleable that’s a good enough excuse.

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Bernard Corden

I just came in from early voting at the Brisbane city hall and the queue was snaked around the block.

I strongly suspect many of the voters were searching for Meghan Markle's name on the ballot sheet.

"Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest" - Denis Diderot

"The greatest argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter" - Winston Churchill
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Socrates (470-399 BC) also believed that not every person should have the right to vote. His view was that voting was a skill acquired by wisdom - KJ

"Foolish leaders of Democracy, which is a charming form of government, full of variety and disorder, and dispensing a sort of equality to equals and unequalled alike" - Socrates

William Dunlop

Multitudes.

Paul Oates

One of the most frightening comments in today's modern world: 'One of these days dear, this will all be yours!'
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Too true Paul. In the 1990s I thought we might be leaving a worthwhile legacy. lnstead we have managed to choose poor leaders and our legacy is disastrous and totally disrespectful to every generaion after our own - KJ

Lindsay F Bond

Turrets, towers, tahjs and taisha-zukuri, cupolas, clerestories, crests and corbelled domes. Some examples show in the art/image of this topic.

Topic is crowned by a conundrum of coverings of interior commodious-nesses (the spaces within the structures supposedly sheltering.) Of spirited searchings, roofing restrains, so springing structures suggests superbly, serenity extending.

Soul as a word signifies and dignifies severance. Beyond a demise it extends as cling.

Collecting for certainty of process seems commercially a valid choice.

Bernard Corden

"The Pope! How many Divisions has he got?" - Josef Stalin

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